Collection of jokes
Just updated my site and in connection with the holiday I decided to have fun here
. I downloaded an exclusive selection of insanity to the Internet. I photographed all this at work during my working life :)
It's just dusty coolers.
And this dust cooler got stuck and the video card got so hot that it melted and fell out.
This is the tuning of the case.
Next, take Steve Jobs away from the monitor (if he is watching) so that he accidentally did not have a heart attack. This is a MacBook Air but this supernotebook has one problem. There is no Cyrillic alphabet on the keyboard, so people drew the letters themselves, on plain paper and stuck
View closer. Sorry for the quality, nothing was better at hand
And this is just some kind of burnt out detail on the board, but everything works, all ports and connectors.
This card reader has suffered a lot of things. All that we pulled from him you can see in the next photo. It reminds me of a stand from the ENT office. What the doctor pulled from the nose / ear / throat of patients, all sorts of bones, screws. And here something is similar.
It simply connected the sid-rum and floppy drive with one cable and all this is still to the motherboard.
And here they changed the RAM on their own, but did not know that the latches on the slots open.
The memory module was raised a few millimeters in place with a slot, the contacts remained on the board.
Next in the photo there is an independent soldering of capacitors. It was probably difficult to insert a capacitor into old holes, so it was soldered like that. But that's half the trouble
Here it’s like an ordinary cooler, but under it ...
Under it, all the capacitors are soldered anyhow, the new capacitors were large in size, so they did not fit well under the cooler. As a result, the cooler was fixed very poorly, and one of his legs was generally broken.
Another cooler for socket 775. Please note that instead of legs he has ordinary screws.
Nuts are also ordinary.
They are screwed through washers, without any isolation to the motherboard.
When it is necessary to fix some kind of board everything is used.
Even such a not quite suitable screw.
Well, this is new hardware. When assembling a computer in the case, you need to knock out the plug for the motherboard, sometimes it disappears along with the back cover of the system unit.
And this is a package from the company HP. In this case, they overdid it with reliability. Why? We sort it further.
We open the parcel, there are sheets of foam and polystyrene.
Inside the box.
Below is also foam.
And in the box, also in foam, there are loops, really very fragile elements of the computer.
. I downloaded an exclusive selection of insanity to the Internet. I photographed all this at work during my working life :)
It's just dusty coolers.
And this dust cooler got stuck and the video card got so hot that it melted and fell out.
This is the tuning of the case.
Next, take Steve Jobs away from the monitor (if he is watching) so that he accidentally did not have a heart attack. This is a MacBook Air but this supernotebook has one problem. There is no Cyrillic alphabet on the keyboard, so people drew the letters themselves, on plain paper and stuck
View closer. Sorry for the quality, nothing was better at hand
And this is just some kind of burnt out detail on the board, but everything works, all ports and connectors.
This card reader has suffered a lot of things. All that we pulled from him you can see in the next photo. It reminds me of a stand from the ENT office. What the doctor pulled from the nose / ear / throat of patients, all sorts of bones, screws. And here something is similar.
It simply connected the sid-rum and floppy drive with one cable and all this is still to the motherboard.
And here they changed the RAM on their own, but did not know that the latches on the slots open.
The memory module was raised a few millimeters in place with a slot, the contacts remained on the board.
Next in the photo there is an independent soldering of capacitors. It was probably difficult to insert a capacitor into old holes, so it was soldered like that. But that's half the trouble
Here it’s like an ordinary cooler, but under it ...
Under it, all the capacitors are soldered anyhow, the new capacitors were large in size, so they did not fit well under the cooler. As a result, the cooler was fixed very poorly, and one of his legs was generally broken.
Another cooler for socket 775. Please note that instead of legs he has ordinary screws.
Nuts are also ordinary.
They are screwed through washers, without any isolation to the motherboard.
When it is necessary to fix some kind of board everything is used.
Even such a not quite suitable screw.
Well, this is new hardware. When assembling a computer in the case, you need to knock out the plug for the motherboard, sometimes it disappears along with the back cover of the system unit.
And this is a package from the company HP. In this case, they overdid it with reliability. Why? We sort it further.
We open the parcel, there are sheets of foam and polystyrene.
Inside the box.
Below is also foam.
And in the box, also in foam, there are loops, really very fragile elements of the computer.