Programming: The Deception Industry

One couple of months ago, on one good Internet resource with intellectual music and films, they posted links to the film Psychiatry: Industry of Death / Psychiatry: Industry to Deaths, created with the participation of the Church of Scientology. I was frankly surprised by the appearance of such terrible anti-scientific propaganda and I began to be indignant, but during the discussion in the comments, I was surprised to find that most local intellectuals (including moderators) consider the film “very interesting” and “more useful”. And even more so, films such as “The Great Secret of Water”, “Mold”, “The Secret” - they also found their intellectual viewers there. And then I thought: There must be some limit to human gullibility and denseness?

But what if you specifically shoot a film of the same plan, but with exposure? It’s shocking to start, say “the whole terrible truth”, slowly bring to absurdity and already in the credits, the whole crew will directly admit to swindle and laugh at the gullible, eh? And to make such a film is simple - there is only an interview and video editing. The first and only topic that came to mind was programming and software development. And the film itself can be called Programming: The Industry of Deception! (Of course, I would very much like to call it “Computers eat people” or “Sorting arrays causes psoriasis of the brain”, but not enough facts. There are even fewer than none.)

The intellectual majority, as you yourself know, can barely cope with computers at the user level, and about programming it has a very illusive idea. If they tell a convincing story about programming based on facts they know (even to the detriment of logic), then they will believe in it.

Right from the doorstep of the film, you can say that all programming is sheer deception and cheating. Yes Yes! There is no programming at all! Computers and so they all know how and they do not need all sorts of programs to work. And programmers only draw windows, arrange pictures and buttons. And they pretend that the whole program is their product. After all, it is immediately clear to anyone that this cannot be - because computer programs work in machine codes, and programmers demonstrate some kind of flimsy text code. And how can you not approach them - the code is open on the screen in the same place as last time. Yes, it's just an eye catch!

And programmers earn money by introducing errors into programs, and then eliminating them for money. New versions! New versions! Pay! Pay! They take advantage of the fact that people do not understand anything in their programs and sit, cut money for emptiness! [here an interview with famous people about the number of errors in the programs] Yes, they conspired! Just like oil companies, world government and diaper manufacturers! So let's see which companies in the world make the most money, and what will we see? In the first places, companies that sell software products, that is, sell AIR or not, air is something tangible, and they even don't sell anything tangible! Cheating! Cheating! [interview on software sales volumes]

Have you seen the programmers themselves? Well this is a sect! They catch young guys on their interest in computers and zombie! Look how the programmer works at the computer - he is in a trance and completely disconnected from the outside world! He sees nothing, hears nothing, the pupils are dilated. But how do they talk to each other? What kind of language is this at all, some kind of cipher ?! [pieces of various programming dialogues including game slang]

And all this means one thing that, in fact, the world is controlled by people who invented computers and programming. And the further, the more they take everything under their control. All computers, all systems. Look, in any place where there are computers, there are also system administrators who sit locked in their rooms and secretly do unknown things. It is known for certain that their main occupation is control of programmers. They actually work as secret warders. [interview with sysadmins about how they monitor users] The system monitors everyone!

But still, in the ranks of programmers and system administrators, not all people have completely become zombies. They have an internal Open Source movement, which is translated from English as “Open Truth”. Members of this movement require corporations and their secret leadership to reveal to people the whole truth about programs. But alas, there are very few of them and they are the same people who want to receive money. [interview with Stallman or someone else]

And this system ALREADY TAKES THE WHOLE WORLD! Do you think that the computer systems of banks, stock exchanges, mail, radio, television channels, water parks and video rentals work on their own? Ha! No matter how! Everything is under the hood! Army too. Government too. UN and international organizations too. Everything is controlled by people from computer corporations. [story about stock exchanges and their systems. as well as about voting systems] These people can change any information in the world as they want. All of what you know about the world is WRONG. All information is controlled! Everything is skillfully arranged. A-A-A-A-A !!!

And after the first credits, the whole team that worked on the film cackles. More truly not so. An off-screen voice says: “Now meet the brave souls who were not afraid to make this film for you. The truth they discovered is so serious that it is quite possible for them to live very briefly .. ”And the whole crew with stern faces. Two to three minutes in suspense. And then they all laugh. And it is told that the whole film is a joke.

I naively believe that after watching such a film, many viewers will reconsider their attitude to noodles from the films "The Great Secret of Water" and the like. Especially IT people. The truth is, a girlfriend involved in the sale of 1C solutions opposed the film (although the idea itself was delighted) and said that her clients are quite capable of believing in such nonsense, which will immediately affect sales and her salary. Now I'm in thought, and therefore decided to share this idea with you. What do you think?