About relationships and piracy

    A very amusing thought came to me lucidly this morning. At first I dismissed her, and then, thinking it over, I agreed with her. Judge for yourself:
    Relations between boys and girls, that is, our ordinary species-specific traditional relationship, passion is similar to a software licensing policy. Even the joke was such that the girls after some time become dizzy, stop making cakes and blowjobs, because the demo period ends. There is more truth in every joke than in a fresh newspaper.

    The beginning of a relationship is a demo period.. Maximum features, unlimited access and all user requests are a priority. The user with us, therefore, is a man, and the product, on the contrary, is a girl. By the way, technical support in the demo period works flawlessly - a potential mother-in-law is interested in legalizing the product. The demo period is a cool thing, it makes sure that the product is exactly what you were looking for! However, manufacturers are not reckless and for the sake of their self-interest the demo period is limited. The end of the period - and that’s it, trumpet. Either get married, or look for ways to get around protection.
    Legalization of the product.The most desirable scenario for the manufacturer. A man offers a hand, a heart and a wallet, the manufacturer in the person of relatives and friends of our product is happy. Most legal users also find complete satisfaction in a legal marriage. The product is fully tested, meets expectations and is regularly improved by the developer. Hallelujah.
    Our man is not some kind of prince on a white horse. He doesn’t want to get married so easily. Or he doesn’t want to at all, he is quite happy with the test version of the product. All at once and without restrictions - every time like the first! He is desperately looking for (and finds!) Ways to illegally use his favorite product.
    You can extend the demo period. Reinstall the product and offer to start all over again - it will work once, the second or third crashes and the old databases will successfully spoil all the results of the work. In addition, technical support and the manufacturer will frantically curse. You can change the iron, but even through the prism of a new machine, the product will sooner or later remember that it was hacked. The method is 1-2 times effective, after which it brings some torment to both sides.
    For each product in demand there is a keygen.A man is looking for lovers of similar products and asks for their advice. The community does not leave the man in trouble and gives out keygen. Happiness seemed to be there! However, a hacked product has problems. The function "brew coffee in the morning" breaks down, then the product refuses to hang man’s socks according to GOST, then it completely goes into reboot without explanation. Technical support shrugs: “We can only help legal users. Pay or seek a way out yourself. ” The search for a new keygen, attempts to restore the product yourself or the humble use of the buggy version is our man’s destiny.
    Another option is to look for a new product every time.or a copy thereof. Fill it, set it, and you have a new demo period. As experienced men note, after 30 years, each new product is given hard. Get used to, tune, demolish - I already want some kind of stability and certainty.
    A method on the verge of a foul - vowing to promise manufacturers to legalize at the first financial opportunity . As soon as possible. However, the disadvantages of the method are that the promise will have to be kept. Otherwise, the man will be excommunicated from the product and, possibly, forever.
    Offended by manufacturers, a man is quite capable of doing on his own. Expand DIY production. However, they say it quickly bothers.

    It seems that this is the essence of the problem of boring and outdated relations. Not happy - ask for refinement or look for a new product.
    By the way, the explanation “Why did my girlfriend cease to be the same as in the demo period” logically fits into this scheme . The manufacturer promised a full range of functions only for the maximum fee. You bought a version for home use and require Enterprise functionality from it. Invest and they will return to you the joy of the first days of the demo period.

    In general, my friends, respect the work of developers. Legalize your software on time before it has time to ruin your relationship with useless bugs. Develop functionality by gradually investing, and not by swelling the entire annual budget into the implementation of something expensive and unnecessary for you. Always read the license agreement carefully and the product will not deceive your expectations.

    With fiery greetings, an Aydeko employee and just a good webzest product.

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