If you force the designer to program

    If you force the designer to program, the world will return to the console, hot keys and drop CSS;
    And if layout designers will draw layouts - there will be a stingy hope for standardization of web pages;
    If customers cease to buy, designers for the first time will be able to create something of high quality;

    If the sales department calls adequate prices, the number of work performed simultaneously by the team will drop to one;
    If a girl manager consecutively bypasses programmers with tea and chocolate, the latter will for the first time reveal the secret of what is happening in the project;
    And some will be ready to "pass" other programmers - just to get someone else's chocolate bar;
    If you make the programmer typeset, the world will be full of web pages with absolute positioning. I think that also all pages will be inherited from each other - and ultimately - from one Megastage;
    If programmers stop drinking, system administrators stop smoking;
    This will entail a chain reaction according to the code of the programmer - for the first time comments will appear on the ongoing process and a clear explanation of the process;
    If you stop selling beer at night - the programmers get enough sleep, because the fuel is over;
    And if the typesetters program their own layouts at least once, semantically correctly executed documents will appear for the first time and, moreover, the flow of mats from the programming department will run out;
    And if clients and managers learn about the existence of HTML document validators, the question “what for $” will lose its relevance;
    If the system administrators cease to work out, maybe a normally configured server will appear for the first time;
    But if at least one project is completed by programmers on time, we will be deafened by the whistle of crayfish;
    If customers stop mumbling, crying and moaning about the deadlines - no one will understand them;
    And if programmers use their own software, the “smarties” will disappear immediately from the latter;
    And if you draw parallels between the "advanced programmer" and the strong guy from the school locker room, then you can’t find 10 conceptual differences;
    And if CEOs are forced to buy the product they promote, then the following will happen:
    a) requests such as “this is shit”, “slag”, “throw out and forget” - will become the most competitive in search engines;
    b) the number of posts in guestbooks will drop sharply;
    If the system administrator stands in front of the mirror and says “I am not the devil and not God — I am a moral freak” - the girls from the sales department will be able to visit dating sites for the first time without jokes from the back room;
    For the first time, the Internet will know what productivity is - if web studios introduce bans on: mobile phones, computer, ICQ, network games, dating, blogs and other wonderful services.
    And if the bashorg is banned, it will become boring and sad;
    If we ever see a project completed without shamanism, and programmers stop pulling a blanket over themselves and, moreover, think about quality at least once, then it will be possible to transfer the profession of “programmer” from craft to high technology;
    © Cat Leopold and the mouse :)

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