February 19, 2007 at 16:24

Visions of the near future

    • Yabloko will ride on iauto, live in ihouse, fuck iwoman and rely on iGod, and pray as before on Apple.
    • The death of a true Yabloko will be preceded by three loud sounds: 1 - the sound from the iphone that fell on the asphalt. 2 - a cry of horror. 3 - shot at the temple from the inability to survive the loss. From irevolver.
    • The blog will translate a couple more pages on feedburner and finally answer the question (Why burn?)
    • Firefox will overtake IE in popularity and glitchiness, and later - and in the dislike of users.
    • The Ponosov case will bring the first dividends and become family.
    • Through simple manipulations and remote access, any coffee grinder running linux can be turned into a moonshine.
    • On news2.ru, the button “buy for news” will appear next to the heading of the news
    • Sound and video will defeat the text completely and irrevocably.
    • rutube.ru will provide an opportunity to publish video on the network directly from a mobile phone’s camera
    • Computer makers will erect a monument to Gates and Viste in solid gold. Gates - during his lifetime.
    • Vista will slow down and hang in a way that is so bewitching that nobody will notice it.
    • After the uprising on Senate Square, all Khabralumi will be exiled to Khabarovsk. Subsequently, it turns out that the habrazhany who followed the habrahlumen are not their wives. But it will be too late. Khabarovsk will be haughty.
    • “Plus one” stanza official unit in the calculation of votes in the presidential election.
    • A wheelchair running ms vista will lose control and carry. A nightclub guard will stop the stroller and prevent the catastrophe, but will be condemned instead of gratitude.
    • A computer science teacher from the rural Golovach school, Lena, will be suspected of child molestation. She will put the Linux student on the board and write “Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.” Linus Torvalds. "
    • By toodoo a wave of spam invitations will ride
    • The Runet is kicking from the announcements of emerging social projects. 80% of them will be fakes
    • Home-made robots will be ahead of the industrial ones in terms of intelligence and quick wits.
    • The art of owning a soldering iron will be equated with martial art
    • Home-made robots will independently go to the grocery store, simultaneously shooting cigarettes and taking away the trifle from the hooligans.
    • And the prophecies for today are no more.
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