The data is funny (and here are some examples)



    We in  HFLabs shovel a huge amount of data: addresses, name, company details, documents. All year they wrote about complex and useful things, but it is time and the honor to know. Before the holidays - a selection of funny data that brought us the 2018th.

    "The Black Sea branch of the Arbatov office for the harvesting of horns and hoofs"


    The register is a Russian state register of legal entities, it includes all of the country's YUL. If you carefully remember, inside you will find a wagon of funny (and sometimes inexplicable) names.

    Food. Who does not like to eat well! Please - sweets, very good loaf and bukhlishko:

    • LLC "Chocolate";
    • LLC “GOOD LIVERS”;
    • LLC “YADREN BATON” (unfortunately he has long been in Bose, unfortunately);
    • JSC ETHANOL;
    • LLC "KITCHEN CALL".


    Here is Grigory Mikhailovich's real work

    Splin and melancholy. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

    • LLC "SAD ROBOT";
    • LLC “STOPPING SHOP”;
    • LLC "SAD LOS".

    Tellingly, all three wonderfully act and spread silent grief.

    On the positive. Not everything is so bad, there are guys in the country who keep hearty.

    • LLC "burn and burn";
    • LLC "EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL !!!";
    • LLC "GOOD LIFE".

    But the trouble is, the first and second legal entities are liquidated. Annealing ended in January 2017, and the hope for coolness disappeared in 2015. "Successful life" is holding on for so long, rooting for her.

    The relationship of the sexes. Feminism crushes so powerfully that even such a stronghold of sexism as Unified fell.

    • LLC “MAN IS GOD” (Pow, liquidated);
    • LLC "FREE MAN" (pysch, destroyed);
    • LLC "WOMAN IS IMPORTANT" (flourishes and flourishes).

    Powerlessness and resourcefulness. So similar and so different.

    • LLC "did not think up";
    • CJSC "I thought up."
    • LLC "THOUGHT" (for the tip thanks losse_narmo ).

    Each letter is worth its weight in gold. When shortened the name as neatly as possible.

    • PLACES. GENERAL.ORG-ZII-PRIM.PROFSOYUZ.ORG-TII GOS. BUDGES FORMED. UCHR-IYA HIGH PROF. IMAGE FIRST. Mosk. GOS. HONEY. UNIVER. THEM. IM SECHENOVA MIN. PUBLIC HEALTH. And SOC. Razv. ROS.FED.REGION. GENERAL ORG-CII PROF. UNION RAB-OB HEALTH. G. MOSCOW;
    • FEDERAL STATE UNITARY ENTERPRISE "GLAV.UPRA.SPETS.STROIT..P. TERRIT.URAL AT PRIVAL FEDER.AGENT.SPETS.STROIT." BRAN "" UPR.AVTOM.TRANSP.№ 823 "FEDERAL.GOS.UNIT.r..D.. SPETS.STROIT.PO TERRIT.URAL AT FEDERAL.AGENT.SPETS.STROIT. ”.

    In the second title I honestly tried to change the quotes to the correct “Christmas trees”, but nothing happened. I tried it twice, I broke it twice in nesting.


    Thanks to Tatiana Anatolyevna for the creativity of the

    Serious business thought . They make money here, they live here.

    • MORKVA BUSINESS SOLUTIONS LLC;
    • BANK "COOL" LLC;
    • LLC ETHANOL CONSULTING;
    • LLC BUBEN-CAPITAL.

    Artel. Working together is much more fun, you can do all sorts of cool things. For example, frill.

    • CJSC ANTONINA AND PARTNERS;
    • Production Cooperative "JABO";
    • Production cooperative "AGA";
    • LLC "KHOMYAKI IN BUSINESS".

    In bulk. Just all kinds of gifts of the brain.

    • OMSK ROOO OOOOIR (Chairman of the Board - Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich);
    • LLC "THIS";
    • LLC "FIG";
    • LLC "FURER" (operating organization);
    • LLC "FROM GUSY TO POROES".


    Something fashionable, something out of fashion, but something forever

    "The topographer was probably in the heat ..."


    Go to the addresses. A popular format for fun collections, well, yes, and we will throw.

    Russian addresses are stored in FIAS - Federal Information Address System. This is a huge reference book, which in theory contains all the addresses of the country: from the region to the poorest shack in a forgotten village of God. The reality is a bit different, but all the same there are a lot of addresses in FIAS. In particular, such.


    Uprls. Village Uporovka, Kemerovo region

    What do you think, where is the Enzo Ferrari passage? Modena, Monaco, Monte Carlo? The correct answer is the village of Malinovka, Chelyabinsk region . Notice, the Ferrari driveway intersects with Inspiration Boulevard. Old Enzo would love it.


    The  Robin is generally pretty good

    Chelyabinsk region promises a sweeter life than is commonly thought. Here you will find both the  village of Paris and the  village of Fershampenuaz (the latter is not without Lenin and Karl Marx streets, however).


    Vologda region is not far behind the Chelyabinsk region: the village of Paris is answered here by the Florida village . Separate interest - do the lucky people from Florida look down on the people of neighboring Pyzheevo

    They say that people in the south are more positive. FIAS confirms. Here you have a farm Merry Life in the Krasnodar Territory . And another farm - Merry Guy, in the Rostov region . But the capital is not far behind - Merry Street is in Moscow .

    Not without its original Russian flavor.


    Look how importantd Chicken. Kursk district, Kursk region

    There, to the native and familiar:


    This would be approached by the River Vobla in the Moscow Region . But the address of this in FIAS, of course, is not.


    And here we have mobile technology. MMSC, Rep. Karelia, Medvezhiegorsky district . The endless expanse of water on the right is Shunga lip.

    At the end there is a little bit of charity: the town of Volgograd includes the village of forty houses , and in the Sverdlovsk region there is a whole city ​​of New Lyalya (I hope, Lalya meant not Rosa Luxemburg, whose street in the city is one of the largest).

    Task with an asterisk: write the word "individual"


    The task of operators in banks is to drive customer and counterparty details into accounting systems. Hands Here is how some people write down the word "INDIVIDUAL" (all from living bases):

    • INDIVIDUAL;
    • INDIDULAR;
    • INDIVIDUAL;
    • INDOVEDGALMNLY.

    ¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯

    That's all. With the coming, more good data and less bad in the new year.

    May the INDYODGALMNLI be with you!

    UPD. hengenvaarallinen is absolutely luxurious added in the comments, read .
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